Novelty Baker Pillows

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Soup of the month.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hay Rides $10

Useless add-ons.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Peel poker.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Mohammad's motors

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."