Novelty Baker Pillows

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

Soup of the month.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Raincloud Umbrella

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Hay Rides $10

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Mohammad's motors

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'