Innovative Baker Pillows

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Pie Filling Reader

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Propane ran out.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."