Baking Artist Pillows

"It's called geometry, Mum."

A heart shaped cake

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Cake Free Zone

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Little chef.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Baking

Boy baking a cake.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Baker

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Here's one I made earlier.

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Quit playing with it.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."