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"It's called geometry, Mum."

A heart shaped cake

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Cake Free Zone

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Little chef.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Culinary surgery.

Baking

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Boy baking a cake.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Baker

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

Here's one I made earlier.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Quit playing with it.'