Confectionery Artist T-Shirts

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. "John Smith" in Hollywood, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. If I cooked a ... cake ... and then hackers got mad and broke into my system and caused havoc, and so I withdrew the ... cake ... from the market, how could I regain my image as a bold ... cake ...maker? Is "John Smith" your real name?! A bold ... cake ... maker would use his real name. Your show doesn't air in North Korea, does it?

'But is it art?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Bermuda Triangles

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Ninja bread men"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

Baking

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Boy baking a cake.

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."