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"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Ninja bread men"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Just a drop."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Pierre was full of himself.

Bored Baker

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"