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This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Wedding Cakes

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Baking

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Boy baking a cake.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Just a drop."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Pierre was full of himself.

I Bake. Deal with it.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Here's one I made earlier.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Tall Snowman

Souffle recipe book floats away.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Birthday Painting

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Tony Blair - EU budget.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'