Chocolate Architect T-Shirts

Pierre was full of himself.

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Snow Bridge.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"