Chocolate Architect Gifts

Pierre was full of himself.

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Lego Haircut

"Have you seen my dad?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Snow Bridge.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'It's a self-build.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"