Candy Architect Gifts

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Snow Bridge.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Building a gingerbread house

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Just a drop."

Pierre was full of himself.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Med Brittle"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Candy Land for Adults

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I got horse dewormer..."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Eat local

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"