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"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'So much for turning out the lights to the Halloweeners don't come looking for sweets.'

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Building a gingerbread house

Snow Bridge.

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Pierre was full of himself.

"Just a drop."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Med Brittle"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"I got horse dewormer..."

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