Ice Cream Architect T-Shirts

"Just a drop."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Cake

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Ice-Cube-IV

Ice Cream Flavors

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Food Pyramid

Pierre was full of himself.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Banana Split

Igloo Windfarm.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Tall Snowman

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

Cake Writer's Block

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Cutting round an igloo...

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'