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'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

The Hockey World

Baking

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Just a drop."

"We used to be cooler."

James Cameron

Igloo Windfarm.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cutting round an igloo...

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Coldsaurus

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"Prozzac"

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'