Ice House Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Nanook's Demolition Co.

Ice skater

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Ice Skater

Baking

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Trawling for Fish.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"We used to be cooler."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Ice skating

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Coldsaurus

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'