Ice Sculpting Aficionado T-Shirts

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Ice-Cube-IV

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

The Snowcow

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"We used to be cooler."

Cake Writer's Block

James Cameron

Child making ice sculpture.

Igloo Windfarm.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Ice Sculpting Class.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Snow Cow

Cutting round an igloo...

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'