Ice Painting Aficionado T-Shirts

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Hockey World

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Ice-Cube-IV

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"We used to be cooler."

Child making ice sculpture.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Igloo Windfarm.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

James Cameron

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Cake Writer's Block

Coldsaurus

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Ice Sculpting Class.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hockey Goal

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hands off!

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Cutting round an igloo...