Ice Architect T-Shirts

'Listen Carl... maybe the central heating wasn't such a good idea!'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Igloo Wind Farm.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

'One of it's best features is the magnificent entrance hall.'

Igloo outhouse.

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Igloo headbutt...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Building Sandcastles.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Ice-Cube-IV

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Just a drop."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Igloo Windfarm.

Fish Food

Child making ice sculpture.

Tall Snowman

Cake Writer's Block

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'