Ice Architect T-Shirts

'Listen Carl... maybe the central heating wasn't such a good idea!'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Igloo Wind Farm.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

'One of it's best features is the magnificent entrance hall.'

Igloo outhouse.

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Igloo headbutt...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Building Sandcastles.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Cake

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'So what have you been up to?'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Ice-Cube-IV

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Just a drop."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Child making ice sculpture.

Fish Food

Tall Snowman

Igloo Windfarm.

Cake Writer's Block

Hamster.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"