Ice Cream Philosopher T-Shirts

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Ice Cream Flavors

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Food Pyramid

"Just a drop."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

Banana Split

Pizzas

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

New Belief Systems

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'You want a pizza with everything -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"She keeps trying to mold me into her own image."

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'What's the definition of an ideal man? After he's made love for hours, he turns into a pizza.'

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

'Cake philosophy'

"I know, it's not easy being an avocado - you never feel like you're good enough, then BAM, you're past your prime."

Cone of uncertainty.