Ice Cream Iconoclast T-Shirts

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Banana Split Personality

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Had enough of the box.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ice Cream Tower.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'