Ice Cream Iconoclast Mugs

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Had enough of the box.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."