Quirky Ice Cream Lover T-Shirts

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"I love you, you big fool."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ice Cream Tower.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"