Ice Cream Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Ice cream flavors.

'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Business Failure No.358.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

Global Warming.

Low fat diets.

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'Buying ice cream off the internet seemed like a good idea at the time.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"...Who's been messing with the thermostat?!"

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Freshest ice cream in town!

A man is handed an ice cream from within the cart

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'Does this mean we no longer get ice cream?'

Fun in the Sun.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"She may have an incredible body, but we have incredible ice cream."

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

'Would you repeat that? . . . My little brother wasn't listening.'

"Thprinklth."

God must have found out what you did to my stamp collection!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'He wants the one on the roof!'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."