Ice Cream Connoisseur T-Shirts

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Here's your 7-10 split."

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"Did you boys see anything?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Cheeze Wiz.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Cake Free Zone

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I am so attracted to you right now."

His Her Cakes

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!