Ice Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Cheese

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

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'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."