Ice Connoisseur Prints

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'No ice.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Join me in a Martini?

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Cheeze Wiz.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Main Types of Cheese

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Cheese

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Tired Barbie