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'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."

'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'

"Our new double glazing has almost paid for itself - the kids can't hear the ice cream van anymore."

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Two boys eating ice cream

"And we're getting our 3 daily servings of dairy products too!"

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid we may have to loosen our belts."

'Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.'

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

The Ice Cream Truck!

"Where's the flaming get-away driver?!"

Summer Berries

"It's an ice cream headache telethon."

My mom's filling in while I'm on vacation. ICE CREAM* *With purchase of one vegetable.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I'll tell you what this election is about. It's about homework and pitiful allowances, and having to clean your room. It's also about candy, and ice cream, and staying up late."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Banana Split Personality

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals