Ice Cream Appreciation T-Shirts

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Shaved Ice

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Happy holidays for kids.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'