Ice Cream Appreciation Gifts

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Shaved Ice

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Happy holidays for kids.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.