Ice Cream Lover Gifts

Trump or Creamsicle?

Good intentions last a month on average

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Melted ice cream van

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

"I'm sorry Mr. Lewis, but recurrent ice cream headaches don't qualify you for disability."

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'My social studies teacher told me I will have to take the course over again in summer school. I guess history does repeat itself.'

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Ice Cream Flavor of the Week Im-peach-ment

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Excuses for not going to the gym: Stopped on the way to the gym by an alien...

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

'Inflation is bad, deflation is bad--thank goodness for Carnation.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

They were out of bagels...

'Can I sue Ben & Jerry's for an ice cream headache?'

Executive Privilege!

Mountaineers ice creams.

Bloodsicles.

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Mind that child...

Portion control in the Old West

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"