Ice Cream Aficionados Gifts

"Sorry. Cash only."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Some make better deals than others.

From an early age Freud was fascinated with slips of the tongue.

"On your mark, get set, go!"

Is the pool open today? What? No, we're a cafe, not the YMCA. Oh. I guess I can't exercise today. I'll have ice cream instead. you gotta admire the pretense.

Inside Obama's armoured car.

Ice Cream Lover

Snow cones serve yourself.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

The Paunch & Judy Show

'All in flavor say 'vanilla'.'

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

Dangerous Dog Laws.

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!