Ice Cream Enthusiast Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

How Ice Cream Is Made.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Ice cream flavors.

'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Business Failure No.358.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'Buying ice cream off the internet seemed like a good idea at the time.'

"...Who's been messing with the thermostat?!"

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

Global Warming.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Low fat diets.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Looks like someone forgot British Summer Time started today.'

Fun in the Sun.

'Does this mean we no longer get ice cream?'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

A man is handed an ice cream from within the cart

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Mr. Migraine Cold Ice Cream.

Runner buys ice cream during race.

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

"Thprinklth."

"He says he's dressing up for summer."