Ice Cream Fanatic Gifts

"We're actually gonna skip the appetizers and entrée and have the banana split and banana pudding for dessert."

'Please can I just lick the bowl?'

Abnormally elevated ice cream scooping.

'Double decker dominatrix Dip'

"Mom said we're having leftovers for dinner tonight...so I'm having leftover ice cream!"

Ice scream man...

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Punt Cake

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Panettone

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!