Ice Cream Aficionado Gifts

Days since last ice cream.

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

Opening Of The Summer Games

'Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I'd like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Pi Ala Mode.

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

Gelato meter

Bird has pooped on an ice cream cone shaped sign making the ice cream appear to be melting

Arctic 2050.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'...I remember when all he wanted was one Cornetto.'

How Creamsickles Are Made.

Under surveillance.

'Idiot.'

'Is it high fibre? Are you kidding me? Of course it's high fibre...Eat the stick!'

"Maybe we should sell books about paletas."

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

'It must be a law of nature...make the mouth happy, and the rest of the body will follow.'

Man in a 'Walls' van giving a disappointed child a brick

Trump's favorite ice creams and lawyers

Chocolate Ice Cream

"I'm here from the immediate future. You're about to run out of banana nut fudge ice cream."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

ICE CREAM: 'A scoop of vanilla down my shell!'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Baskin and Robin

Impossicle.