Ice Cream Aficionado Prints

Days since last ice cream.

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

Opening Of The Summer Games

Gelato meter

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

'Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I'd like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Bird has pooped on an ice cream cone shaped sign making the ice cream appear to be melting

'...I remember when all he wanted was one Cornetto.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

Under surveillance.

'Idiot.'

'Is it high fibre? Are you kidding me? Of course it's high fibre...Eat the stick!'

Arctic 2050.

'It must be a law of nature...make the mouth happy, and the rest of the body will follow.'

Man in a 'Walls' van giving a disappointed child a brick

'Before you decide where you'd like to live, look who's setting up shop in my living room.'

"Maybe we should sell books about paletas."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

Trump's favorite ice creams and lawyers

"I'm here from the immediate future. You're about to run out of banana nut fudge ice cream."

"I never worry about you after breakups because you live above that amazing gelato shop."

Impossicle.

"We're trying to cut expenses."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."