Ice Cream Lover Mugs

Trump or Creamsicle?

Good intentions last a month on average

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

Melted ice cream van

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

"I'm sorry Mr. Lewis, but recurrent ice cream headaches don't qualify you for disability."

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Ice Cream Flavor of the Week Im-peach-ment

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

Excuses for not going to the gym: Stopped on the way to the gym by an alien...

'My social studies teacher told me I will have to take the course over again in summer school. I guess history does repeat itself.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

Eskimo Pei

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

"Wait, something's not right."

Portion control in the Old West

Executive Privilege!

That's not super

"You're fired!"

"Honey, I ate part of your ice cream to teach you about taxes."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."