Quirky Ice Cream Lover Gifts

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I love you, you big fool."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Banana Split Personality

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ice Cream Tower.