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"The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention custom peppermint windows?"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I'm asking $75 a pound for it.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Hansel and Gretal

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'The roof needs icing.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"Just a drop."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Pierre was full of himself.

Baker

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Tall Snowman

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'