Sugar Architect T-Shirts

"The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention custom peppermint windows?"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I'm asking $75 a pound for it.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Baker

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Just a drop."

Pierre was full of himself.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

Sandwich filing.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."