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"We can't agree on a recipe."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Baking

'Apart from, the icing, how is it?'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Birthday Painting

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"The recipe says, that the whipped cream has to be piped onto the sponge."

Tony Blair - EU budget.

'It's his second marriage and her third.'

'Next time, don't put all the candles on daddy's birthday cake.'

Icing Disaster

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Let's make a cake...

The Unusual Baker

'I hope it's from a sustainable source.'

Here's one I made earlier.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.