Confectionery Architect Pillows

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Ninja bread men"

Bermuda Triangles

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Shaved Ice

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll have dessert first."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Building a gingerbread house

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Pierre was full of himself.

Bored Baker

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Just a drop."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Cake Writer's Block