Creative Confectioner Pillows

"Maybe now your sponge cake will be moist."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Building a gingerbread house

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Bored Baker

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Deicing on the cake.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'