Creative Confectioner Gifts

"Maybe now your sponge cake will be moist."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Bermuda Triangles

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Ninja bread men"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Building a gingerbread house

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Bored Baker

Deicing on the cake.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.