Culture Confectionists Gifts

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Thou Shalt Not!

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Building a gingerbread house

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Bored Baker

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Deicing on the cake.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.