Confectionery Enthusiast Gifts

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Layer cake

Bubble gum leaves

Cake Friday!

Baking

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"