Sweets Enthusiast Gifts

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

'Mmm...pie chart!'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

'It's not the donuts. I weigh the same holding these as I do without.'

Building repairs at the Gingerbread House.

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

Patissier

"To be vegetarians, we have to get rid of this beef and bacon...chorizo...eggs...and these chicken pot pies and pepperoni pizzas!"

"Alice, you REALLY need to lay off eating the chocolate turtles!"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Shark with fish lollipops

"Forget about hatching a clever plan to break into the chicken coop: Let's concentrate on breaking into the ice-cream shop..."

"And if I behave, can I get sprinkles?"

Chocolate cake

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

Magical box of chocolates.

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Meals on Wheels"

"It's just the instruction manual. The candy's down in the truck."

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Bakery. Yes, I have sticky buns. Well, you better not sit down then.

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

"We decided to switch to these for the children in order to keep up with the practice across the street."

Bow Wow Bubble Bones

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"