Sweets Lover Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'The question isn't, 'Why did I take these cookies?'. . .question is, 'Why did I feel compelled to take the cookies'?'

'Sure she's a witch, but at least she doesn't keep banging on about healthy eating!'

'He tried to have my cake and eat it, officer!'

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Tunnel of Fudge!

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

Somewhere in France

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

Square layered cake

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Vegetarian Birds

Our visit to the flan factory.

Twinkie goes bankrupt.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"It's something I brought back from the doctor."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

Bakery. Any weight I lose can easily find me again by following the trail of crumbs.

“Chocolate pie, glazed bacon doughnuts, birthday cake. Bird feeder on Elm Street. Pass it on.”

Little Debbie's F****d Up COVID Year

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

You're the puff in my pastry!