Sweets Lover Gifts

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'The question isn't, 'Why did I take these cookies?'. . .question is, 'Why did I feel compelled to take the cookies'?'

'Sure she's a witch, but at least she doesn't keep banging on about healthy eating!'

'He tried to have my cake and eat it, officer!'

'Tonight's defibrillator complements of the paramedics at the bar.'

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Tunnel of Fudge!

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

"The cake? I thought, sod it, YOL9."

Somewhere in France

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

Square layered cake

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Vegetarian Birds

Our visit to the flan factory.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"It's something I brought back from the doctor."

“Chocolate pie, glazed bacon doughnuts, birthday cake. Bird feeder on Elm Street. Pass it on.”

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"