Sweets Aficionado Gifts

"I told you not to go near nannies cat with that lollipop"

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

"I've been hit hard by the sugar tax."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

Bubble gum leaves

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Vegetarian Birds

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"