Confectionery Lover Gifts

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Satya Nutella

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'