Confectionery Lover Gifts

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'He made an excellent jelly.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Banana Split...

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I always cry at weddings!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'