Playful Confectioners Gifts

"You're losing your everything."

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Our visit to the flan factory.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

Tzatzikicicle

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Building a gingerbread house

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Bored Baker

Deicing on the cake.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.