Playful Confectioners Gifts

"You're losing your everything."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Tzatzikicicle

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Shaved Ice

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

Deicing on the cake.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Bored Baker

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Stand back - while I whip something up