Confectionery Gifts

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

Clown eating jelly beans.

Lemming Bon-Bons

Dieting in a gingerbread house

A crematorium for marshmallows.

'Take your shame spiral out of here, Lady!'

'I like you, Virg! In fact, I like you so much, that I'm going to name a candy bar after you!'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

Bamboo Cane and Walnut Whip

"It's the tomb of pharaoh rocher."

"My goal? I'd like to get down to Fun Size again."

Assaulted Caramel

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have dessert first."

Witch vowing to choose warmer climate

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Citizen Cane...

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Fudge

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"