Confectionary Creative Gifts

Cake Writer's Block

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Shaved Ice

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Deicing on the cake.